Tuesday, May 3, 2011

“They make it seem like a social issue...

“They make it seem like a social issue, like you see someone stand up on a talk show and say ‘How am I supposed to explain to my child that two men are getting married?’ Eh, I don’t know, it’s your shitty kid, you fucking tell him, why is that anyone else’s problem? Two men are in love but they can’t get married because you don’t want to talk to your ugly child for five fucking minutes?”


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Louis CK (via weshouldwritepornography)
This is from Louis’ stand-up special Shameless, I think. The transcribed quotation doesn’t do him justice; this guy is so funny.

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xxx: нет, я окончательно боюсь общаться с Надькой в инете
xxx: мой организм не может переварить, когда она пишет мне "через 5 минуточек буду, солныффко <3"
xxx: и через пять минут выбивает ногой дверь со словами "ну и хуле ты хотел, мудило?"