Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Bash.org

rastazom: шел с твоим лаптем (чинить), задумался, ничего не замечаю вокруг. Тут нападают на меня промоутеры билайна
rastazom: "дешевый тариф", все дела, возьмите буклет
rastazom: я на автомате "А вы знаете, что христос вас любит?" и лезу в твой пакет, щас, говорю, я вам буклеты дам
rastazom: они в затупе смотрят на меня. я говорю: "да шучу, шучу... никто вас, блять, не любит"

Monday, October 4, 2010

Bash.org

The God: тебя чо-та опять вынесло?
Alena: у нас проблема с нетом
The God: иииии вынооосят меня, и выносят меня
The God: в холодный и мрачный офф-ла-а-а-айн...
The God: три белых коня, три ебучих коня
Alena: сервак, волокно и билайн

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Bash.org

NechtoIzPodvala: клиент: "неделю назад моя сеть переименовалась в "халявный интернет", а скорость упала в 3 раза. Что это значит, какие-то проблемы с роутером?"

Monday, September 27, 2010

The Teabagger Socialist-Free Purity Pledge

I, ______, do solemnly swear to uphold the principles of a
socialism-free society and heretofore pledge my word that I shall strictly adhere to the following:

I will complain about the destruction of 1st Amendment Rights in this country, while I am duly allowed to exercise my 1st Amendment Rights.

I will complain about the destruction of my 2nd Amendment Rights in this country, while I am allowed to exercise my 2nd Amendment rights by legally but brazenly brandishing unconcealed firearms in public.

I pledge to eliminate all government intervention in my life. I will abstain from the use of and participation in any socialist goods and services including but not limited to the following:

● Social Security
● Medicare/Medicaid
● State Children’s Health Insurance Programs (SCHIP)
● Police, Fire, and Emergency Services
● US Postal Service
● Roads and Highways
● Air Travel (regulated by the socialist FAA)
● The US Railway System
● Public Subways and Metro Systems
● Public Bus and Lightrail Systems
● Rest Areas on Highways
● Sidewalks
● All Government-Funded Local/State Projects
● Public Water and Sewer Services (goodbye socialist toilet, shower, dishwasher, kitchen sink, outdoor hose!)
● Public and State Universities and Colleges
● Public Primary and Secondary Schools
● Public Museums
● Libraries
● Public Parks and Beaches
● State and National Parks
● Public Zoos
● Unemployment Insurance
● Municipal Garbage and Recycling Services
● Treatment at Any Hospital or Clinic That Ever Received Funding From Local, State or Federal Government (pretty much all of them)
● Medical Services and Medications That Were Created or Derived From Any Government
Grant or Research Funding (again, pretty much all of them)
● Socialist Byproducts of Government Investment Such as Duct Tape and Velcro (Nazi-NASA Inventions)
● Use of the Internets, email, and networked computers, as the DoD’s ARPANET was the basis for subsequent computer networking
● Foodstuffs, Meats, Produce and Crops That Were Grown With, Fed With, Raised With or That Contain Inputs From Crops Grown With Government Subsidies
● Clothing Made from Crops (e.g. cotton) That Were Grown With or That Contain Inputs From Government Subsidies
● If a veteran of the government-run socialist US military, I will forego my VA benefits and insist on paying for my own medical care

I will not tour socialist government buildings like the Capitol in Washington, D.C. I pledge to never take myself, my family, or my children on a tour of the following types of socialist locations, including but not limited to:

● Smithsonian Museums such as the Air and Space Museum or Museum of American History
● The socialist Washington, Lincoln, and Jefferson Monuments
● The government-operated Statue of Liberty
● The Grand Canyon
● The socialist World War II and Vietnam Veterans Memorials
● The government-run socialist-propaganda location known as Arlington National Cemetery
● All other public-funded socialist sites, whether it be in my state or in Washington, DC

I will urge my Member of Congress and Senators to forego their government salary and government-provided healthcare.

I will oppose and condemn the government-funded and therefore socialist military of the United States of America.

I will boycott the products of socialist defense contractors such as GE, Lockheed-Martin, Boeing, Northrop Grumman, General Dynamics, Raytheon, Humana, FedEx, General Motors, Honeywell, and hundreds of others that are paid by our socialist government to produce goods for our socialist army.

I will protest socialist security departments such as the Pentagon, FBI, CIA, Department of Homeland Security, TSA, Department of Justice and their socialist employees.

Upon reaching eligible retirement age, I will tear up my socialist Social Security checks.

Upon reaching age 65, I will forego Medicare and pay for my own private health insurance until I die.

SWORN ON A BIBLE AND SIGNED THIS DAY OF __________ IN THE YEAR
____________.
_________________________ _________________________
Signed Printed Name/Town and State

“Creationists make it sound...

“Creationists make it sound like a ‘theory’ is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night”

- Isaac Asimov

Sunday, September 26, 2010

STFU, Islamophobes

Original Post: http://stfuislamophobes.tumblr.com/post/1186958025/ok-as-for-your-question-no-i-do-not-support

I wanted to respond to the patriotconservative post on September 25, concerning wearing of burqas. I am a woman. I consider myself an atheist/deist, not really sure at this point, but my family is orthodox. I also consider myself very feminist. Having said that, I believe that forbidding women to war burqas in public is an attack on women. As you yourself stated a woman has the right to wear whatever the hell she wants to wear, a mini skirt, men’s pants, or a dress that covers every inch of her skin. It is her right and telling her she should or should not be wearing something infringes on her rights. Forbidding the wearing of a burqa in public is not only infringing on the woman’s rights as a person to wear what she wants, but also infringes on the right of her to practice her religion. It is part of her religion to wear it and if you are going to say she cannot wear it, then ban all crosses, and all Kippahs, and Amish head coverings, and priest collars. Forbidding the wearing of a burqa is aimed specifically at women and specifically at Muslims, thus this is not an overreaction on the part of STFU, Islamaphobes. And if you want to speak of overreaction let’s see what patriotconservative has to say when the government tells him he cannot buy a grenade launcher for ‘personal’ use.

As far as security is concerned, you have addressed this, I can think of many ways of hiding one’s identity. (You can Google “Darth Vader robs _____” fill in the blank) There are also many styles of clothing one can wear to hide a number of weapons, a long skirt or a shoulder holster for example. Should we have everyone be strip searched before they enter any building? Would that be an ok level of privacy infringement for the patriotconservative?

Finally, a law that forbids wearing a burqa in public will put women at risk. If a woman cannot leave the house she cannot actively report abuse, or seek help, or seek an education, or provide for her family, and that puts her at risk. And if we are to believe patriotconservative that all Muslim men are savages then this law delivers an unprotected woman to those savages on a silver platter. Telling her that she cannot leave the house dressed in a way she considers modest is like telling her she must go naked, or that she cannot leave the house without a male accompanying her. The law makers say this will fight women oppression, while in actuality it supports it. It is a step back for the women rights movement as well as the religious freedoms the West seems to be so proud of.

I apologize for the long post, but I felt this issue needs to be addressed before it is allowed to get out of hand. And if patriotconservative would like a quote that is often used by ‘freedom fighters’ to bring it home then perhaps this will “first they came for the Jews…” well this time first they came for the Muslims, whose next?